Roman Salute

For those out there shouting “It was a Roman salute!” “It wasn’t a Nazi salute!” and “Elon Musk didn’t mean what you thought he meant!” I challenge you to post a picture of yourself online, for everyone to see, giving that salute. Afterward, try telling them it’s not what they think it is.

Extinction

I’m starting to think human extinction should be involuntary. I think there should be something put in the drinking water worldwide that makes sure anyone who gets a drop of water in their body becomes infertile immediately. We human beings are an evil species, and most of us do nothing but suffer. We have never done anything good on this earth, all of our so-called accomplishments are worthless and I think we should take drastic measures to ensure our extinction. It would be better for the planet.

Creepy Elon

“Elon Musk Says He Longs to Get Pregnant So He Can Produce as Many Children as Possible.” Why is he so creepy? That’s all I want to know. Why the fuck is he so creepy? What’s with his pregnancy and baby fetish? It’s not normal at all. Let’s not forget the kid of his that he disowned for being transgender. If you ask me, this shit smells of eugenics.

Culture is Not Your Friend

“You can stand back and look at this planet and see that we have the money, the power, the medical understanding, the scientific know-how, the love and the community, to produce a kind of human paradise. But we are led by the least among us, the least intelligent, the least noble, the least visionary; we are lead by the least among us, and we do not fight back against the dehumanizing values that are handed down as control icons.”

Terence McKenna, Culture is Not Your Friend

How Soon Will Trump Fix Gas Prices?

It will be IMMEDIATE!

The very instant he first enters the Oval Office as President he will open the drawer on the Resolute Desk, find that the box containing the Presidential Price Dial that Biden has so cruelly jacked up prices over the past four years, AND DIAL IT BACK TO THE PRICES WE HAD IN THE 1970’S!!!! Gasoline will be 39 cents a gallon, rent for a one-bedroom apartment will be $125 a month, a four-door sedan will be available for $3,000, and you can buy a 3 -bedroom house for under $30,000!!!!

Of course, wages will be kept at 2025 levels! We will live in an economic paradise, all thanks to the President of the United States who has ULTIMATE CONTROL over the proces of goods and services!

These automatic roll backs in prices will be met with universal glee and approval by corporate boards who had absolutely NO CONTROL over those prices and were powerless to overcome the Biden Price Dial-o-Meter! And at a news conference the President will SMASH it on television, ending the cruelty of the Biden administration and Democrats!

To ensure this will not happen again, the President will announce that in the future all prices will be set by a politburo and we will have a Soviet-style government-dictated economy where the illusion of a “free market” will finally be put to rest and all prices and production levels will be set by the government!

And if you cannot recognize satire after having read this, you probably believe the bullshit that Trump has some magical control over the price of bananas, bread, and gasoline. You Walmart shoppers will be in for a shock after the imposition of a 60% tariff on 80% of the goods sold there, which are labeled “Made in China”. You’ll pay over half again as much, but you’ll be “punishing China!”

The Argument of Purpose

The argument of purpose is the one I have most commonly heard natalists throw recklessly around, as if most humans were not eventually looking for an answer to their perplexity when faced with the irrational. What we call “life” is a reflection of fear and based on desire, and therefore unfulfillment. Life is irrational, and delusional are those looking for something rational in it. We thrive on duality and calamity. We have no control, life is ultimately uncertain, full of probabilities. No matter how many coping mechanisms one develops to reassure oneself, at this point there are only lies from people who want to rule over a society that believes it is free. So, it is quite intriguing to me to voluntarily put another being through the gamble for this purely selfish reason: to feel better about oneself, to feel like one contributes to another’s or a society’s happiness while all they do is use their children for their own delusion and to live in the dream of someone else.