Birth: The First Act of Violence

No one asks. No one chooses. No one signs their consent. And yet, one day, without warning or permission, we are thrown into the world. A world we did not ask for, a world that did not wait for us, a world that can never guarantee us happiness, only the certainty that one day we will die.

From the moment our lungs open with an involuntary cry, suffering begins. Hunger, cold, illness, fear, despair, loss. We are thrust from nothingness into pain, and the path of life is nothing more than a series of steps leading to the grave. Every experience, every love, every success, every smile is tainted by one unshakable truth: everything we are will be taken away by time.

Optimists sell us the idea that life is a gift. A gift no one asked for. They tell us there are beautiful moments, that it is worth existing for them. But do those brief flashes of pleasure justify decades of suffering? Is the ecstasy of one night reason enough to bring someone into a world where they will inevitably fall ill, weep, lose what they love, and, in the end, disappear?

Having children is not an act of love. It is an act of selfishness. They are brought into the world out of personal desire, fear of loneliness, social pressure, or tradition, but never for the well-being of the unborn. Because the only absolute well-being is nonexistence: where there is no consciousness and there is no suffering.

Every birth is a roll of the dice with someone else’s life. A macabre game where the prize is an existence marked by chance. It may be prosperous or miserable, but never free from pain. No one guarantees health, safety, love, or peace. And when everything falls apart, when illness arrives, when the terror of death settles in the chest, who will answer for the act of having brought someone into this hell?

Antinatalism is not a pessimistic stance; it is a compassionate one. It is not hatred for humanity, but love for those who do not yet exist—enough love to protect them from the horror of existence. Is it not the purest act of kindness to prevent suffering before it begins? Let us stop imposing life. Let us stop perpetuating misery in the name of instinct and tradition. This is not about dying; it is about not being born. About not chaining anyone else to the wheel of pain and death. Because life is not a gift. Life is a sentence.

Roman Salute

For those out there shouting “It was a Roman salute!” “It wasn’t a Nazi salute!” and “Elon Musk didn’t mean what you thought he meant!” I challenge you to post a picture of yourself online, for everyone to see, giving that salute. Afterward, try telling them it’s not what they think it is.

Extinction

I’m starting to think human extinction should be involuntary. I think there should be something put in the drinking water worldwide that makes sure anyone who gets a drop of water in their body becomes infertile immediately. We human beings are an evil species, and most of us do nothing but suffer. We have never done anything good on this earth, all of our so-called accomplishments are worthless and I think we should take drastic measures to ensure our extinction. It would be better for the planet.

Creepy Elon

“Elon Musk Says He Longs to Get Pregnant So He Can Produce as Many Children as Possible.” Why is he so creepy? That’s all I want to know. Why the fuck is he so creepy? What’s with his pregnancy and baby fetish? It’s not normal at all. Let’s not forget the kid of his that he disowned for being transgender. If you ask me, this shit smells of eugenics.

Culture is Not Your Friend

“You can stand back and look at this planet and see that we have the money, the power, the medical understanding, the scientific know-how, the love and the community, to produce a kind of human paradise. But we are led by the least among us, the least intelligent, the least noble, the least visionary; we are lead by the least among us, and we do not fight back against the dehumanizing values that are handed down as control icons.”

Terence McKenna, Culture is Not Your Friend

How Soon Will Trump Fix Gas Prices?

It will be IMMEDIATE!

The very instant he first enters the Oval Office as President he will open the drawer on the Resolute Desk, find that the box containing the Presidential Price Dial that Biden has so cruelly jacked up prices over the past four years, AND DIAL IT BACK TO THE PRICES WE HAD IN THE 1970’S!!!! Gasoline will be 39 cents a gallon, rent for a one-bedroom apartment will be $125 a month, a four-door sedan will be available for $3,000, and you can buy a 3 -bedroom house for under $30,000!!!!

Of course, wages will be kept at 2025 levels! We will live in an economic paradise, all thanks to the President of the United States who has ULTIMATE CONTROL over the proces of goods and services!

These automatic roll backs in prices will be met with universal glee and approval by corporate boards who had absolutely NO CONTROL over those prices and were powerless to overcome the Biden Price Dial-o-Meter! And at a news conference the President will SMASH it on television, ending the cruelty of the Biden administration and Democrats!

To ensure this will not happen again, the President will announce that in the future all prices will be set by a politburo and we will have a Soviet-style government-dictated economy where the illusion of a “free market” will finally be put to rest and all prices and production levels will be set by the government!

And if you cannot recognize satire after having read this, you probably believe the bullshit that Trump has some magical control over the price of bananas, bread, and gasoline. You Walmart shoppers will be in for a shock after the imposition of a 60% tariff on 80% of the goods sold there, which are labeled “Made in China”. You’ll pay over half again as much, but you’ll be “punishing China!”