Kafkaphony for President 2020

I’m no doctor by any means so don’t take this as an official diagnosis, but does anyone else believe that Trump may have dementia? I’m asking as someone who saw his grandfather suffer from it and now his grandmother suffers through it. I have to help my mother take care of her, and some days it’s all I can do to keep from screaming. She wasn’t helping my own mental issues. With the help of my new meds and — let’s be totally and completely honest — weed, I’ve found her more manageable.

I don’t know how Trump acts in his daily life when he’s not on camera, but I’ve read a few books that discuss how he’s prone to just leave a room in the middle of meetings or briefings. My grandmother is one to just up and wander off if she gets distracted or bored.

Does anyone remember when Trump was running and people were saying how much they liked him because he “spoke his mind”? My grandmother does the same thing. As we say, “Whatever words come up, come out.” She’ll say anything that pops into her head whether it makes sense or not. An example being my mom and I discussing her visit with the doctor and my grandmother chimed in, “Who doesn’t like ice cream?” That was currently what was on her mind, but I wouldn’t give her the nuclear codes if I had them.

She has no idea what tact is anymore, which is fine in some cases because don’t we all want more honesty? We don’t and I’ll get into that with a future blog, but people were saying how Trump’s lack of tact was something to be admired. I know we want our politicians to be more honest, but there are also times where speaking your mind is inappropriate. You can’t tell your boss to go fuck himself. You could, but you’d be on your ass in the street before you were able to get the last syllable out of your mouth. You can use every profanity under the sun in a church, but it’s not the respectful thing to do.

“President” is supposedly a title that deserves a certain amount of respect and couth, but when the President himself shows neither of those things for his title then why should anyone else?

If you’re going to label me as a “libtard” then spare yourself the embarrassment. I’m no more a fan of liberals than I am conservatives. Can’t a guy just not like Trump and smile with glee while imagining him choking on one of those McDonald’s burgers he loves so much?

Since “telling it like it is” is such a virtue to so many people, and I enjoy speaking my mind, I’d like to run on this platform:

TRUMP IS A CUNT.

KAFKAPHONY 2020

3 thoughts on “Kafkaphony for President 2020

  1. I’d vote for you.

    I think what’s happened is this, it’s become ok to be an ass, and you know how old people latch onto things they think are hip – like hoola hoops and too much make up? That’s what’s happened so people who normally are quiet and don’t get invited to parties finally have someone like them in power, an utter no-filter jerk.

    It’s a similar thing with liberals, they think they are awesome when they defend anything and everything, you know John Safran? He once took a few members of a local Aboriginal tribe to a trendy liberal infested area, he then picked houses that have this little plaque announcing their reverence and respect for the traditional land owners.

    He knocked on the door, introduced the Aborigines and asked if they could stay there, or set up a tent in the back yard? Strangely no one said yes. Yet these people protest loudly and often, usually with a t-shirt, sticker or other ornament about indigenous rights.

    I hate both and really just want to see the universe from another vantage point, hopefully one that has no humans on it.

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    1. “I think what’s happened is this, it’s become ok to be an ass, and you know how old people latch onto things they think are hip – like hoola hoops and too much make up? That’s what’s happened so people who normally are quiet and don’t get invited to parties finally have someone like them in power, an utter no-filter jerk.”

      That makes perfect and total sense. Think about it, who’d want Trump coming to their party? He’s kind of like the kid you have to invite because his parents are rich and they paid your kids to be friends with him.

      A friend of mine recently said to me that she’s sure our planet is some sort of dumping ground. Years ago some extraterrestrial life rounded all of us fuckers up because we were a burden on their planet, and they knew that we were just going to get worse because that’s how much more advanced their brains are. They loaded us up and dumped us all on this spherical piece of shit we now call “earth” and eventually we’re just going to kill each other off, and you know what? That’s fine by me.

      P.S. Nice to see you around these parts, darlin. I miss you.

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      1. Reminds me of that Jim Jeffries routine where God is drunk at a party, which reminds me – what ever happened to him?

        So is she a Scientologist? That sounds like we are theatans, that would be funny if they were right. Earth is a pretty lame name for this place, it’s like we think nothing of it, which all the evidence seems to confirm, we treat it and each other like it/they did our mum then got a t-shirt printed.

        People complain that this is a bad time to be alive but think of how much fun it will be when we get to do the “I told you so” thing.

        It’s nice to be here, I missed you too, it’s time we leave this ‘Earth’ the smartest thing I can find is dogs and they’ll fit inside the ship.

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